Chapter 6 Teaser

Yes, yes... I know you want to kill me. Hell, I'm half tempted to help you! :) Life has been hectic and though that is the common excuse, I have genuine proof! I've been feeling about the same as I would if a MAC truck were to run me over.
Anywho, I won't deprive you of your teaser any longer. I know that's really what you're waiting on.

I pull off the freeway and turn down a familiar street. To me, it’s nothing but the “wanna be” section. Most of the shops you see are fronts to druggies, sex fiends or… people like me. Well, there’s only two others like myself, but even they have their fronts scattered about. You can easily tell who’s clever and who isn’t.

I’ll give Cullen this, he’s a smart bastard. Most fucktards will use the typical fronts; auto shops, delis, hell, even a few florists – and I’m putting Black under the fucktard section because he’s had the same auto shop for the last six or so years. Cullen, on the other hand, has two different fronts, both ran by people no one would expect to be in anything like this.

A bakery, ran by his charming sister, Alice and a fashion boutique that his sister-in-law, the one and only Rosalie Hale Cullen manages. I can’t stand either one of them, but somehow, I fucking mange to survive if I’m ever forced to be in the same room with them.



The Annual Glosp Awards

I was nominated for Author That Rocks Your World (Best Author) in the Glosp Awards. I would like to thank whoever it was that nominated me for this. It means a lot to me!

The voting will begin on October 14 and run through October 26. All winners will be announced on Halloween! 

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Thanks for Everything,
Jhrbrown

Pictease me.... PLEASE!

Well, since I'm bored as shit at work, I figured I'd give you a little taste of chapter 4! Woo-hoo! (Now go do your happy dance!)
And, just so you know, it's not going to be easy to decipher. See:

What could this mean? Let me know!!!

~Jhrbrown

Chapter 3 Teaser

“Hey, Ed, I need a favor.” He’s out of breath and I don’t even have to turn around to know that he’s already wrapped the body of Mr. Brains like a pretty little Christmas present.

“What is it, man?” I’m not too happy about this. I have a pretty little pussy on her way to my house and I’m rather horny and he’s cockblocking me without even knowing.

“Drive dude’s car down the road a little. Maybe, um… five miles. I have the perfect plan for this one!” His face lights up and I can’t help but chuckle. His mind is so fucking twisted. I love it. “Oh, don’t forget to wipe your shit off. Not that you’d need to, but still.”

Nodding, I head to the car that now has a dead as hell owner. It’s an amazing Charger, I’m guessing a ’69. I’m not a fan of the ridiculous orange paint and the overly used black racing stripes down the front. Shaking my head, I make a note to lay down whatever the station will charge once this hits auction. I already have plans for it.

I laugh once I get in and hear his choice of music; Back in Black by ACDC. Good fucking song, sucks for him though he won’t get to finish listening to it like I can. I grip the steering wheel and reach over to the gear shift and start up this beautiful piece of work. I starts and I nearly jizz my pants. It don’t simply start, this bitch roars to life and I’m smiling like someone’s sucking me long and hard.

“Em, five miles? That’s really all your going to give me?” He’s pushing the body burrito in the back of his truck, laughing.

Pure F*cking Sin...

And welcome, my lovelies, to my Tied by Blood blog. Here I plan on posting teasers, pics and if you're lucky, a visit or two from your very own Mobward. :) I plan on using this to keep each and every one of you up to date with what's going on with the story. (That means make sure you visit often!)

As of now, I'm liking how everything looks but don't be surprised if it does change a bit until I'm absolutely satisfied.

Also, I want to thank RomanticVamp11 for that kickass banner you see at the top of the page. She worked so hard on it with very little info from my picky butt! Plus, the lovely LeCrepuscule helped with pretty much everything you see on this blog... I'm a little slow in that area. ;)

Anywho, do enjoy and be sure to visit every once in a while!

~Jhrbrown