“Hey, Ed, I need a favor.” He’s out of breath and I don’t even have to turn around to know that he’s already wrapped the body of Mr. Brains like a pretty little Christmas present.
“What is it, man?” I’m not too happy about this. I have a pretty little pussy on her way to my house and I’m rather horny and he’s cockblocking me without even knowing.
“Drive dude’s car down the road a little. Maybe, um… five miles. I have the perfect plan for this one!” His face lights up and I can’t help but chuckle. His mind is so fucking twisted. I love it. “Oh, don’t forget to wipe your shit off. Not that you’d need to, but still.”
Nodding, I head to the car that now has a dead as hell owner. It’s an amazing Charger, I’m guessing a ’69. I’m not a fan of the ridiculous orange paint and the overly used black racing stripes down the front. Shaking my head, I make a note to lay down whatever the station will charge once this hits auction. I already have plans for it.
I laugh once I get in and hear his choice of music; Back in Black by ACDC. Good fucking song, sucks for him though he won’t get to finish listening to it like I can. I grip the steering wheel and reach over to the gear shift and start up this beautiful piece of work. I starts and I nearly jizz my pants. It don’t simply start, this bitch roars to life and I’m smiling like someone’s sucking me long and hard.
“Em, five miles? That’s really all your going to give me?” He’s pushing the body burrito in the back of his truck, laughing.
